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- All-time
- 38-32
- #5 of 13
- Titles
- 0
- still chasing
- Roster value
- 102,779
- KTC superflex
- Pick value
- 12,929
- 4 picks owned
- NFL salary
- $327M
- 8 expiring
- Playoff odds
- 99.9%
- 10.7 projected wins
Contender
82.9
#1 of 12 this year
Dynasty 62.5 #5 going forward
points the best legal lineup projects
recent scoring, newer seasons count more
who is left to play, easier is better
Projected points by slot
1,982 total · 3rd in the leagueTeams they own
- harrettboward 3–0
- BrawleyBalls 2–0
- 2coop2 6–1
- GetWreckedKid 6–1
Teams that own them
- SuckMyDitkaa 1–7
- ZalinskytheKing 1–5
- kfo 1–4
29 players: 8 QB, 9 RB, 9 WR, 3 TE. Startup draft came in at +164, rookie drafts at -9. Trades: 26-15, +3,859 points.
Roster
value · age · contract
| Player | Pos | NFL | Age | Exp | KTC | Contract |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Puka Nacua BYU | WR | LAR | 25 | 3 | 7,957 | 1yr $1.0M/yr $0.2M guaranteed |
| Trey McBride Colorado State | TE | ARI | 26 | 4 | 7,346 | 3yr $19.0M/yr $32.5M guaranteed |
| Kenneth Walker III Michigan State | RB | KC | 26 | 4 | 7,327 | 3yr $14.3M/yr $28.7M guaranteed |
| CeeDee Lamb Oklahoma | WR | DAL | 27 | 6 | 7,282 | 2yr $34.0M/yr $67.0M guaranteed |
| Christian Watson Questionable North Dakota State | WR | GB | 27 | 4 | 5,660 | 4yr $23.0M/yr $31.0M guaranteed |
| De'Von Achane IR Texas A&M | RB | MIA | 25 | 3 | 5,514 | 4yr $16.0M/yr $17.4M guaranteed |
| D'Andre Swift Georgia | RB | CHI | 27 | 6 | 4,811 | 3yr $11.2M/yr $19.2M guaranteed |
| Jalen Hurts IR Oklahoma | QB | PHI | 28 | 6 | 4,230 | 2yr $51.0M/yr $110.0M guaranteed |
| A.J. Brown Out Ole Miss | WR | NE | 29 | 7 | 3,916 | 1yr $32.0M/yr $51.0M guaranteed |
| Michael Penix Jr. Washington | QB | ATL | 26 | 2 | 3,888 | 2yr $5.7M/yr $22.9M guaranteed |
| TreVeyon Henderson Out Ohio State | RB | NE | 24 | 1 | 3,788 | 3yr $2.8M/yr $11.1M guaranteed |
| Dalton Kincaid Utah | TE | BUF | 27 | 3 | 3,537 | 1yr $3.4M/yr $13.4M guaranteed |
| Jordan Addison USC | WR | MIN | 24 | 3 | 3,329 | 1yr $3.4M/yr $13.7M guaranteed |
| Emmett Johnson Nebraska | RB | KC | 23 | 0 | 3,032 | 4yr $1.2M/yr $0.5M guaranteed |
| Wan'Dale Robinson Kentucky | WR | TEN | 25 | 4 | 2,822 | 4yr $17.5M/yr $38.0M guaranteed |
| Carson Beck Out Miami (FL) | QB | ARI | 23 | 0 | 2,755 | 4yr $1.9M/yr $1.8M guaranteed |
| Tyler Allgeier BYU | RB | ARI | 26 | 4 | 2,708 | 2yr $6.1M/yr $8.0M guaranteed |
| David Montgomery Out Iowa State | RB | HOU | 29 | 7 | 2,685 | 2yr $8.2M/yr $1.0M guaranteed |
| Zachariah Branch Out Georgia | WR | ATL | 22 | 0 | 2,549 | 4yr $1.8M/yr $1.6M guaranteed |
| Jacoby Brissett North Carolina State | QB | ARI | 33 | 10 | 2,438 | 1yr $15.5M/yr $15.5M guaranteed |
| Chris Godwin Jr. Penn State | WR | TB | 30 | 9 | 2,404 | 2yr $22.0M/yr $44.0M guaranteed |
| Tyjae Spears Out Tulane | RB | TEN | 25 | 3 | 2,298 | 1yr $1.4M/yr $1.0M guaranteed |
| Courtland Sutton SMU | WR | DEN | 31 | 8 | 2,285 | 3yr $23.0M/yr $40.0M guaranteed |
| Demond Claiborne Out Wake Forest | RB | MIN | 23 | 0 | 1,975 | 4yr $1.2M/yr $0.3M guaranteed |
| Cade Klubnik Clemson | QB | NYJ | 23 | 0 | 1,835 | 4yr $1.4M/yr $1.2M guaranteed |
| Joe Milton Tennessee | QB | PHI | 26 | 2 | 1,653 | 1yr $1.1M/yr $0.0M guaranteed |
| Jameis Winston Florida State | QB | NYG | 32 | 11 | 1,424 | 2yr $6.5M/yr $12.2M guaranteed |
| Tua Tagovailoa Alabama | QB | ATL | 28 | 6 | 1,331 | 1yr $1.2M/yr $0.0M guaranteed |
| Chig Okonkwo Maryland | TE | WAS | 27 | 4 | 0 | free agent |
Needs & Trade Fits
100 is league average
What this roster leans on at each position, measured against every other team. The count is the top 3 QB, 4 RB, 5 WR and 2 TE, which is roughly what a superflex lineup actually uses.
Shortest at QB, deepest at TE. 4 picks in the bank.
What Can Actually Start
Five good backs and two great ones can add up to the same dynasty number, but only nine players start. This is the share of this roster’s value that can legally crack its own lineup — the shape of the roster, not a verdict on it. Depth is still worth owning: it is trade capital and it is next year’s starter.
Not every position strands value equally. Of the 9 starting slots, a RB can fill 5, a WR can fill 5, a TE can fill 4, and a QB can fill 2. Stack quarterbacks or tight ends and most of it has nowhere to go on Sunday.
53%
10th of 12 in the league
54,043 can start 48,736 cannot
Most valuable players who cannot crack this lineup:
- QB Michael Penix Jr. 26y 3,888
- RB TreVeyon Henderson 24y 3,788
- TE Dalton Kincaid 27y 3,537
- WR Jordan Addison 24y 3,329
- RB Emmett Johnson 23y 3,032
- WR Wan'Dale Robinson 25y 2,822
By Starter
Position groups hide the thing that actually decides a week. Two teams can both be “sixth at running back” while one has a pair of RB1s and the other has one star and a hole. This ranks each slot in the lineup on its own, against everyone else’s at the same slot, on projected points.
Who to call
These are two-way fits: each of these teams is strong where this one is thin and thin where it is deep, so there is a deal both managers would take. Players listed are already outside that team’s best starting lineup, so moving one does not cost them a start.
They are deep at QB and short at TE.
Ask for
- C.J. Stroud5,482
- Drew Allar2,264
- Cooper Rush0
Send
- Dalton Kincaid3,537
- Chig Okonkwo0
They are deep at QB and short at TE.
Ask for
- Patrick Mahomes5,984
- Shedeur Sanders2,104
- Jack Strand1,093
Send
- Dalton Kincaid3,537
- Chig Okonkwo0
Draft Board
every pick, graded
Each pick is measured in points per season since it was made, against what picks in that range have actually returned in this league.
2021 Startup 2 elite · 4 doo doo +164 22 picks
| Pick | Player | Pts/yr | Expected | +/− | Grade |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2021 1.05 | Alvin KamaraRB | 181 | 249 | -68 | Mega Doo Doo |
| 2021 2.08 | Russell WilsonQB | 190 | 176 | +14 | Solid |
| 2021 3.05 | J.K. DobbinsRB | 75 | 164 | -89 | Mega Doo Doo |
| 2021 4.08 | Miles SandersRB | 95 | 145 | -50 | Mega Doo Doo |
| 2021 5.05 | Jalen HurtsQB | 332 | 144 | +188 | Elite |
| 2021 6.08 | DeVonta SmithWR | 175 | 115 | +60 | Great |
| 2021 7.05 | Jaylen WaddleWR | 172 | 106 | +66 | Great |
| 2021 8.08 | Henry RuggsWR | 15 | 88 | -73 | Mega Doo Doo |
| 2021 9.05 | Mike GesickiTE | 86 | 86 | -0 | Solid |
| 2021 10.08 | Raheem MostertRB | 99 | 85 | +14 | Solid |
| 2021 11.05 | Cam AkersRB | 54 | 87 | -32 | Meh |
| 2021 12.08 | Logan ThomasTE | 40 | 77 | -36 | Meh |
| 2021 13.05 | Marquise BrownWR | 108 | 73 | +35 | Great |
| 2021 14.08 | Gabe DavisWR | 93 | 65 | +27 | Solid |
| 2021 15.05 | Jameis WinstonQB | 69 | 60 | +10 | Solid |
| 2021 16.08 | Blake JarwinTE | 5 | 50 | -45 | Meh |
| 2021 17.05 | Parris CampbellWR | 35 | 46 | -11 | Solid |
| 2021 18.08 | Rhamondre StevensonRB | 154 | 40 | +114 | Elite |
| 2021 19.05 | Drew LockQB | 32 | 40 | -8 | Solid |
| 2021 20.08 | Dawson KnoxTE | 86 | 37 | +49 | Great |
| 2021 21.05 | Kylin HillRB | 1 | 36 | -35 | Meh |
| 2021 22.08 | Ty JohnsonRB | 67 | 33 | +34 | Great |
Rookie Drafts 0 elite · 5 doo doo -9 16 picks
| Pick | Player | Pts/yr | Expected | +/− | Grade |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2022 1.06 | Drake LondonWR | 170 | 153 | +17 | Solid |
| 2022 1.11 | Jahan DotsonWR | 72 | 122 | -51 | Mega Doo Doo |
| 2022 2.03 | Malik WillisQB | 31 | 93 | -62 | Mega Doo Doo |
| 2022 2.12 | Trey McBrideTE | 159 | 73 | +86 | Great |
| 2022 3.07 | Wan'Dale RobinsonWR | 113 | 46 | +67 | Great |
| 2023 1.08 | Jordan AddisonWR | 161 | 148 | +13 | Solid |
| 2023 1.09 | Zay FlowersWR | 180 | 138 | +42 | Great |
| 2023 3.09 | Tank DellWR | 85 | 42 | +44 | Great |
| 2024 2.01 | Brian Thomas Jr.WR | 178 | 115 | +63 | Great |
| 2024 2.05 | Michael Penix Jr.QB | 82 | 83 | -1 | Solid |
| 2024 2.08 | Roman WilsonWR | 16 | 69 | -53 | Mega Doo Doo |
| 2024 2.10 | MarShawn LloydRB | 1 | 68 | -67 | Mega Doo Doo |
| 2024 3.11 | Brenden RiceWR | 0 | 42 | -42 | Meh |
| 2025 2.02 | Matthew GoldenWR | 56 | 105 | -49 | Mega Doo Doo |
| 2025 3.08 | Dillon GabrielQB | 70 | 45 | +25 | Solid |
| 2025 3.09 | Will HowardQB | 0 | 42 | -42 | Meh |
Trades
47 deals
At the time is whether the deal was fair the day it was agreed: every asset priced at its KeepTradeCut value on that date, not today's. That distinction changes who won on more than a third of the trades in this league.
Two more questions, side by side. Got and Gave are the points those assets produced while actually on the roster that acquired them, over their whole careers — flipping something a week later earns nothing here. Lineup is what the deal did that same season: the rest of the year replayed twice off the roster as it stood, once with the trade and once without it, each week fielding the best legal lineup. Picks cannot start for you, so they show up as capital rather than points.
| When | At the time | Deal | Lineup | Got | Gave |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026wk 5 | Lost it 39% of the value produced: Nothing | got TreVeyon Henderson3,788 D'Andre Swift4,811 gave Matthew Golden6,105 not drafted yet not drafted yet with harrettboward | not replayed | 0 | 0 |
| 2026wk 1 | Won it 60% of the value produced: Nothing | got Carson Beck2,755 Jacoby Brissett2,438 gave J.K. Dobbins2,675 with cnorris2 | not replayed | 0 | 0 |
| 2024wk 14 | Fair 43% of the value produced: Win | got Puka Nacua7,957 gave Brian Thomas Jr.3,177 → Colston Loveland for cnorris25,694 with 2coop2 | no games left that season | 352 | 200 |
| 2024wk 14 | Fair 52% of the value produced: Win | got James Conner1,070 used on Cade Klubnik1,835 gave used on Eli Stowers2,755 with Wutthaf | no games left that season | 84 | 0 |
| 2024wk 2 | Fair 49% of the value produced: Win | got J.K. Dobbins2,675 gave → Jack Bech for 2coop22,005 with cnorris2 | +25 +2.05/wk · 12 left −1 picks | 245 | 0 |
| 2024wk 1 | Fair 53% of the value produced: Win | got Courtland Sutton2,285 David Montgomery2,685 gave used on RJ Harvey3,156 with cnorris2 | +126 +9.7/wk · 13 left −1 picks | 720 | 183 |
| 2024wk 1 | Fair 42% of the value produced: Win | got Chris Godwin Jr. gave Trey Sermon → Kyle Williams for 2coop22,130 with royceharris | +36 +2.78/wk · 13 left −1 picks · older | 161 | 39 |
| 2024wk 1 | Fair 59% of the value produced: Fleece | got De'Von Achane5,514 → Colston Loveland for cnorris25,694 gave Drake London6,761 with 2coop2 | +30 +2.32/wk · 13 left +1 picks · same age | 531 | 0 |
| 2024wk 1 | Won it 61% of the value produced: Win | got Tyjae Spears2,298 used on Matthew Golden6,105 gave Jayden Reed2,772 with royceharris | -29 -2.21/wk · 13 left +1 picks · younger | 238 | 0 |
| 2024wk 1 | Fair 56% of the value produced: Win | got used on Brian Thomas Jr.3,177 used on Roman Wilson2,706 gave → Bo Nix for chambersa4,537 with harrettboward | 0 0/wk · 13 left +1 picks | 188 | 0 |
| 2024wk 1 | Won it 63% of the value produced: Win | got used on Michael Penix Jr.3,888 used on Brenden Rice gave → Trey Benson for 2coop21,533 with royceharris | 0 0/wk · 13 left +1 picks | 164 | 0 |
| 2023wk 14 | Won it 64% of the value produced: Even | got Kenneth Walker III7,327 → Bo Nix for chambersa4,537 gave Travis Etienne Jr. with kfo | no games left that season | 383 | 257 |
| 2023wk 13 | not priceable produced: Fleeced | got used on Zachariah Branch2,549 gave Jake Browning with 2coop2 | -15 -14.6/wk · 1 left +1 picks | 0 | 95 |
| 2023wk 11 | Fair 42% of the value produced: Fleece | got CeeDee Lamb7,282 gave Jaylen Waddle3,479 used on Jonathon Brooks2,772 with 2coop2 | +23 +7.6/wk · 3 left −1 picks · same age | 534 | 70 |
| 2023wk 5 | Fair 43% of the value produced: Fleeced | got used on MarShawn Lloyd2,038 gave Tyler Higbee1,924 used on Braelon Allen3,634 with royceharris | -8 -0.88/wk · 9 left no picks | 2 | 144 |
| 2023wk 4 | Won it 60% of the value produced: Fleeced | got → Jonathon Brooks for 2coop22,772 gave Isiah Pacheco1,329 with Wutthaf | -56 -5.64/wk · 10 left +1 picks | 0 | 268 |
| 2023wk 2 | Fair 50% of the value produced: Loss | got Jaylen Waddle3,479 gave Chris Olave6,473 with 2coop2 | -21 -1.78/wk · 12 left no picks · older | 79 | 293 |
| 2023wk 1 | not priceable produced: Fleeced | got Dameon Pierce1,698 gave James Cook III Tank Dell2,472 with chambersa | -130 -10.04/wk · 13 left no picks · younger | 116 | 633 |
| 2023wk 1 | Lost it 39% of the value produced: Even | got DeAndre Hopkins gave used on Malik Nabers7,473 with harrettboward | +57 +4.35/wk · 13 left −1 picks | 345 | 267 |
| 2023wk 1 | Fair 47% of the value produced: Win | got Jayden Reed2,772 gave → Roman Wilson for hesskew342,706 with ZalinskytheKing | +46 +3.51/wk · 13 left −1 picks | 180 | 0 |
| 2023wk 1 | not priceable produced: Win | got Justyn Ross Chig Okonkwo gave David Njoku1,409 with 2coop2 | -23 -1.77/wk · 13 left no picks · younger | 274 | 164 |
| 2023wk 1 | Won it 62% of the value produced: Win | got Dalton Kincaid3,537 → Kyle Williams for 2coop22,130 gave Zay Flowers6,600 with ZalinskytheKing | +6 +0.46/wk · 13 left +1 picks · older | 295 | 18 |
| 2023wk 1 | not priceable produced: Fleece | got Tyler Allgeier2,708 gave Gabe Davis with 2coop2 | -22 -1.68/wk · 13 left no picks · same age | 321 | 0 |
| 2023wk 1 | Fair 52% of the value produced: Nothing | got used on Zay Flowers6,600 gave D'Andre Swift4,811 with 2coop2 | -57 -4.36/wk · 13 left +1 picks | 0 | 0 |
| 2023wk 1 | Fair 56% of the value produced: Even | got used on Dillon Gabriel1,010 used on Jordan Addison3,329 gave Travis Kelce2,691 with kfo | -63 -4.83/wk · 13 left +2 picks | 552 | 475 |
| 2023wk 1 | Fair 48% of the value produced: Fleece | got A.J. Brown3,916 used on Roman Wilson2,706 gave Jaylen Waddle3,479 George Pickens5,573 with 2coop2 | +46 +3.57/wk · 13 left +1 picks · older | 623 | 64 |
| 2022wk 9 | Lost it 38% of the value produced: Win | got Travis Kelce2,691 gave Greg Dulcich1,876 → Jaxon Smith-Njigba for kfo9,999 with cnorris2 | +34 +6.86/wk · 5 left −1 picks · older | 122 | 43 |
| 2022wk 5 | Fair 56% of the value produced: Fleeced | got → Jaxon Smith-Njigba for kfo9,999 gave Rhamondre Stevenson3,282 with 2coop2 | -67 -7.4/wk · 9 left +1 picks | 0 | 282 |
| 2022wk 2 | Fair 46% of the value produced: Even | got D'Andre Swift4,811 Jaylen Waddle3,479 gave Cooper Kupp1,584 Josh Jacobs3,657 Jahan Dotson1,832 with 2coop2 | -166 -13.83/wk · 12 left no picks · younger | 387 | 435 |
| 2022wk 1 | Fair 58% of the value produced: Even | got Travis Etienne Jr. Christian Watson5,660 gave Najee Harris814 with ZalinskytheKing | +67 +5.16/wk · 13 left no picks · younger | 817 | 572 |
| 2022wk 1 | Fair 58% of the value produced: Nothing | got used on Tank Dell2,472 gave Laviska Shenault with ZalinskytheKing | -8 -0.62/wk · 13 left +1 picks | 0 | 0 |
| 2022wk 1 | Fair 50% of the value produced: Even | got David Njoku1,409 Chris Olave6,473 gave Marquise Brown926 → Cedric Tillman for cnorris21,111 with Wutthaf | +53 +4.11/wk · 13 left −1 picks · younger | 282 | 346 |
| 2022wk 1 | not priceable produced: Loss | got Najee Harris814 George Pickens5,573 James Cook III gave Nick Chubb CeeDee Lamb7,282 with GetWreckedKid | -101 -7.79/wk · 13 left no picks · younger | 239 | 661 |
| 2022wk 1 | Lost it 37% of the value produced: Even | got Marcus Mariota1,404 gave Jacoby Brissett2,438 → Hendon Hooker for jaylonroberts with royceharris | +4 +0.34/wk · 13 left −1 picks · same age | 177 | 195 |
| 2022wk 1 | Fair 59% of the value produced: Fleeced | got → Hendon Hooker for jaylonroberts gave Khalil Herbert774 with cnorris2 | -36 -2.78/wk · 13 left +1 picks | 0 | 232 |
| 2022wk 1 | Fair 51% of the value produced: Fleeced | got used on Malik Willis3,179 gave Rondale Moore with chambersa | -21 -1.62/wk · 13 left +1 picks | 22 | 152 |
| 2022wk 1 | Fair 60% of the value produced: Fleece | got Christian Kirk1,548 Nick Chubb → Jameson Williams for royceharris4,660 used on Trey McBride7,346 gave J.K. Dobbins2,675 Jaylen Waddle3,479 with 2coop2 | +54 +4.16/wk · 13 left +2 picks · older | 635 | 105 |
| 2022wk 1 | Lost it 30% of the value produced: Nothing | got Cooper Kupp1,584 gave Elijah Mitchell736 → Jahan Dotson for hesskew341,832 used on Skyy Moore1,141 with royceharris | +85 +6.51/wk · 13 left −2 picks · older | 0 | 0 |
| 2022wk 1 | Lost it 38% of the value produced: Even | got CeeDee Lamb7,282 gave DeVonta Smith4,946 → Drake London for hesskew346,761 with kfo | +25 +1.95/wk · 13 left −1 picks · same age | 534 | 536 |
| 2021wk 10 | Lost it 39% of the value produced: Win | got Tyler Higbee1,924 Myles Gaskin gave used on Zamir White473 → Kenneth Walker III for kfo7,327 with SuckMyDitkaa | +22 +5.4/wk · 4 left −2 picks | 242 | 100 |
| 2021wk 9 | Fair 50% of the value produced: Win | got Josh Jacobs3,657 Marquez Callaway used on Jahan Dotson1,832 gave Alvin Kamara2,058 → Jordan Addison for hesskew343,329 with 2coop2 | +27 +5.42/wk · 5 left no picks · younger | 206 | 69 |
| 2021wk 9 | Fair 49% of the value produced: Fleeced | got Laviska Shenault gave Dawson Knox1,637 with cnorris2 | -32 -6.4/wk · 5 left no picks · younger | 66 | 272 |
| 2021wk 6 | Won it 72% of the value produced: Fleece | got Rondale Moore → Kenneth Walker III for kfo7,327 gave Miles Sanders with royceharris | -7 -0.94/wk · 8 left +1 picks · younger | 413 | 0 |
| 2021wk 5 | Fair 43% of the value produced: Win | got Jacoby Brissett2,438 Tua Tagovailoa1,331 gave Russell Wilson with cnorris2 | +30 +3.33/wk · 9 left no picks · younger | 1,009 | 489 |
| 2021wk 5 | not priceable produced: Win | got Devontae Booker gave Mike Gesicki2,000 with royceharris | -7 -0.82/wk · 9 left no picks · younger | 100 | 0 |
| 2021wk 4 | Heist 73% of the value produced: Loss | got Bryan Edwards → Skyy Moore for royceharris1,141 gave Jameis Winston1,424 with royceharris | -15 -1.48/wk · 10 left +1 picks · younger | 65 | 183 |
| 2021wk 4 | not priceable produced: Nothing | got $1 FAAB gave $1 FAAB with SuckMyDitkaa | 0 0/wk · 10 left no picks | 0 | 0 |
Franchise Record
season by season
| Season | Team name | Record | Points for | Against | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2021 | Leia Baby’s Suicide Squad | 6–8 | 1,558 | 1,539.4 | |
| 2022 | Leia Baby’s Suicide Squad | 8–6 | 1,620 | 1,555.6 | |
| 2023 | THE LAMP | 6–8 | 1,599.4 | 1,487.6 | |
| 2024 | Tua in tha Pink | 10–4 | 1,830.5 | 1,415.6 | |
| 2025 | U can now Kenneth McBride | 8–6 | 1,682.9 | 1,656.8 | Runner-up |